Never Watch Avatar 2 at 3AM - An Avatar 2: Jake's Revenge Story

"I wonder what movie I should watch, now, at 3AM" I thought. "Hmm I will log onto a pirate movie site and see which movies I can pirate."

Just then I heard a knock at the door.

"Who could that be?" I wondered. I went downstairs to the door, and opened it. But there was nobody there. I only looked down and on the front step there was a blue ray case. It said in Big Letters 'Avatar 2'.

"Wow Avatar 2 - this movie isn't even out yet? Who could have placed a copy of this movie onto my front door? Oh well, at least I know which movie I will now watch at 3AM."

I went back inside and said to my girlfriend, who was lying on my bed naked."

"Baby look just what came through the door. It's Avatar 2."

"That's the sequel to my favourite movie, Avatar!"

"Yes, mine too. Let's watch it now, tonight, at 3AM."

"Good idea. Put the disc into the blue ray player."

I put the disc into the blue ray player. The movie began. But as the blue ray began, something strange happened on screen. Instead of saying James Cameron Studios, like the movie did, it said James Cameron blood-ios. The letters were all red and looked like they had been made of a strange bone-like substance. I thoguht this was odd but I thought it must be a glitch on the disk, because it was such an early copy.

Then the movie began. It was on planet Pandora, which was planet related to where the Avatars lived in the first movie. It was a wacky kind of fantasy planet, with all kinds of creatures and dragons existed, and there were floating islands which were islands of rocks that floated in the air due to some sci fi reason.

“Wow it’s so beautiful.” I gasped and kissed my girlfriend as we were both so awed and excited by the beautiful special effects, which were even more stunning and lifelike that the first movie. “It’s like we’re really there.”

“You are really here bitch.”

“What?!” I gasped. Suddenly Jake Sully appeared on the screen, in his Avatar form. But he was … different. His eyes looked evil and he now had long almost vampire like teeth.

“Babe what did he just say?”

“I said you’re fucking on Pandora now cunt.” Jake Sully laughed loudly. “Thanks to the fucking 3AM curse I was able to make use of that to transport you to Pandora. And now I’m coming for you bitch.”

“WHAT?!” I spat out my beer all over the carpet. Suddenly all the lights went off. Quickly I pulled the smoking lighter which I had in my pocket. I didn’t smoke, but I just had it because it was badass anyway. It was silver plated and it had a skull engraved on it, along with the words “Hell didn’t want me anyway bitch”, which was my personal motto. Suddenly I gasped as it shot a big shot of flame out. In the light I saw my hand had transformed and now my skin was blue. As I stood up in shock, I realized I was much taller than I had been before. When I waved the lighter at my girlfriends face she had the blue face … of an Avatar.”

“What the fucking hell happened to your face bitch?”

“We’re avatars!” She screamed in despair.

“You’re my avatar bitches now, little fuckers.” Echoed a demonic voice sounding out from outside the house. Even though the movie had stopped and the TV had no power, is voice still echoed demonically.

“Come on we’ve got to get the fucking hell of the hell of here.” I grabbed my girlfriends, and we ran upstairs to my bedroom.

“Little avatar bitches let me in!” Screamed Jake Sully as he pounded at the door, trying to get inside.

“Phew we’re safe for now.” I said in relief.

“You know that now we are avatars … we are in the bedroom.”

“good idea bitch.” I said, and as we were safe for a moment we did the hair thing from Avatar.

We were both in bed when suddenly I heard glass smashing from downstairs.

“Jake Fucking Sully, he must’ve fucking got inside the fucking house.”

“Don’t worry babe if he tries to get in fucking here I’ll defend you.” I pulled out my gun from under the pillow, which was spas 12 shotgun. Suddenly I heard footsteps coming up the stairs. The door burst open. I pulled the trigger. Jake Sully, who had been stood in the doorway exploaded into a flower of brilliant sapphire blue glistening blood. The knife that had been in his hand flew away.

Suddenly, as Jake Sully died, there was a crack and a loud flash. In a flash, the lights came back on and we were sat back in the couch again. The Blue Ray player had exploaded. It was all a hallucination … or was it?

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